Twilight - If a boy ignores you, and is rude to you, that means he likes you more than anything.
Twilight: New Moon - If this same boy causes, by his actions or inactions, you to end up physically injured requiring a trip to the hospital, it is your responsibility to cover for him, including lying to the authorities.
Twilight: Eclipse - if a different boy, who has the capability to rip out your throat, tells you he loves you but you tell him no, on six separate occasions, eventually you will give in and say yes.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Sex will kill you. One time, any time. Abortion is not an option, you must suffer always and give your own life regardless.
How far was I off?
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